
So I went to see “I Am Legend” last week with my brother and the wife. I’d been looking forward to it pretty much since the first trailer and while the ending didn’t have quite the same weight as the book, I definitely liked it.
(I don’t think I mention anything below that isn’t shown in the trailers, and it’s been out for two weeks now, but consider this your spoiler warning, just in case!)
If I had to summarize the lesson taught by the movie, I might say, “Watch out for vampire zombies spawned from cancer curing viruses run amok.” However, being the money geek that I am, I also noticed a few good financial points tucked in between firefights and eerie shots of the long grass in Times Square being grazed by deer.
1. Watch out for vampires
No, I don’t mean the blood sucking, brain eating varieties. (If those are a real concern for you, money is not your main problem!) Financial vampires are the costs that suck the returns from your investments and drain the balance in your checking account. Things like mutual fund loads, bank fees, and finance charges.
Get away from these money monsters before your finances end up as a pale, lifeless shell of what they could be!
2. Diversify
Ok, if a global cataclysm leaves you as the sole survivor of the human race, no amount of diversification will help you (and you won’t care anyway). But to ride out smaller disturbances (like a sub-prime loan crisis that pounds the stock market perhaps?), diversity in your investments is key.
Now, I don’t mean diversity as in “owning more than one mutual fund”, “having exposure to different industry sectors”, or even “having stocks, bonds and cash in your portfolio.” No, I mean really diversifying. That means diversifying across asset classes and global markets (as much as possible). Ideally, your millions would be spread globally across stocks, bonds, real estate, and commodities like timber, oil and gold. Of course if you’re like me, “millions” is better read as “thousands” and you don’t exactly have the available funds to buy enough different stocks, bonds, investment properties, oil futures, gold bullion, and timberland.
For those of us who are faced with such financial restrictions, there is still hope! There are numerous funds that invest in various asset classes, both directly and indirectly. Shares in these funds give you exposure to more exotic investments without actually needing a safe full of gold and a partnership in an oil field in Alaska. Check out some different model portfolios for more details on how to prepare your portfolio to weather (almost) any crisis.
3. Financial security is not total security
There’s a scene in the movie that takes place in a ruined bank. Money is piled everywhere, but the camera (and Will Smith) barely notices. Millions of dollars in cash, enough for a lifetime of luxury, are not nearly as useful as a loaded M-4 and a degree in molecular biology.
“Great,” you say, “but the point is…?” Don’t spend all of your time learning money skills. Yes, knowing how to balance your checkbook, analyze a stock, and maintain a well diversified portfolio are important. But staying healthy and knowing some basic self defense, first aid, and survival in different circumstances are at least as important. Preparing and learning to take care of yourself and your family in difficult situations isn’t being paranoid, it’s being prudent. After all, what good is a healthy bank account if you can’t enjoy it (or live to use it)?
So what do you think? Is Robert Neville as much financial adviser as action hero, or do I need to stop thinking so darn much and just enjoy the movie?
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